DENTS

LEGACY: What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others. ~Pericles

Katie phoned from college.

"Mom?" She hesitated. "Are you sitting down?"

In the few seconds it took to respond, I conjured scenarios of the typical fears: kidnapping, mugging, bankruptcy, expulsion.

"I wrecked the car."

She had taken my car to school with her for a couple of weeks at the end of summer and was planning to bring it back after Labor Day weekend. Her accident occurred at a five-corner intersection. A car appeared from nowhere and collided into the passenger side door.

"Are you ok?"

"I'm fine. The car's not."

My relief surprised her. But I was mollified by an experience that occurred long before she was born.

When I was a kid, our family lived in Westport, a town of 800 on the west shores of Lake Champlain, in the foothills of the Adirondack Mountains. Our street, Washington, rose a steep grade from the marina, crossed Main Street, continued the climb to my house at the crest of the hill, leveled out for a few hundred yards, dipped into a gully, curled around a bend, meandered between cornfields and dairy farms into the foothills, before it receded into the darkness of the forest.

The village line ended at our driveway, and Washington Street turned from pavement to gravel, right where the road dipped into the gully. Cars that came out of the foothills toward the village, zoomed around the bend, sped up the gravel rise, and tore past our house, sending clouds of stones, dust, and dirt into our yard, making our grass look like the edge of a forgotten beach.

We had a massive old barn that used to be part of an apple orchard in the 1800’s. To the left of the barn, beyond the village line, was a 20-acre field that my dad mowed every summer, giving the hay to local dairy farmers. And when I was thirteen, it was on that grassy flat hilltop that my dad taught me to drive.

Our family owned two cars, Chevrolets - a green and white four-door sedan and a black and white station wagon. Both were stick shift. Learning to coordinate the manual controls was tricky and required adroitness, sensitivity, and timing - left foot easing up on the clutch, right foot gingerly pressing down on the accelerator. My clumsy attempts turned the Chevy into a misfired carnival ride - lurching, jolting, shuddering in fits and starts before it completely stalled and jerked to a stop.

But my dad was patient. He encouraged me with a droll, “Well . . . now . . . that wasn’t so bad. Let’s turn the car back on and try again.”

Eventually, I became fairly adept at synchronizing the clutch-shift-accelerator system, and soon I was proud of my proficiency as a driver. I knew I'd be ready for my driving test when I turned sixteen.

One late summer afternoon as shadows of sugar maple trees stretched across our front yard, I sat on the kitchen porch steps, arms wrapped around my knees, watching ant parades traipse across the wooden slats. Mom had gone for a walk. Dad was upstairs resting before dinner. My older brothers, Dick and Dave, were playing basketball in the driveway. And I was bored. I decided to go for a little spin.

I slipped into the kitchen, took the car keys off the hook inside the coat closet, and set out to drive into the field. What harm could I do? My dad had taught me how to drive out there in that very field. And I had conquered the clutch.

The two cars were parked face-to-face in tandem on the grass in front of the barn. The station wagon was backed up to the barn door, the facing sedan several feet from the edge of the road. My plan was to back the sedan a little into the street, turn the wheel hard to the left, and then drive out into the meadow. I was going to have a pleasant little outing before Dad woke up and Mom came home.

As I opened the car door and got in, my brothers stopped playing basketball and watched me without much interest. When I turned the motor on, they screwed up their faces and dropped their jaws. I could read their lips. “What are you doing?” and "You idiot!"

I ignored them. Very smoothly I implemented my newly learned clutch-shift-accelerator synchronization techniques and inched the car backward toward the street. Amazing, I thought. How skillful I had become. Gradually, carefully, steadily. The car moved at a bit on an angle, but that didn’t concern me. I was proud that the car moved at all. I backed onto the road. The wheels crunched on the pebbles and grit. I was cautious, oh, so cautious.

At that moment, a car from nowhere careened up and over the crest of the hill, heading right at me. Startled, I jerked the wheel hard to the left, maneuvered the clutch and accelerator with the force and speed of an Indy 500 master, and bolted forward, barely missing being creamed by the car-rocket that barreled off in a cloud of sand. Without even a second to feel relief that I had avoided a life-threatening, not to mention hard to explain, moving vehicle accident on a village street without a driver's license, I smashed head-on into the front of our other car. Full-on collision. Metal against metal. My forehead banged against the steering wheel, my knees hit the dashboard, and my shoulders made the horn go off. The car writhed in the throes of an engine heart attack - it shuddered, hissed, fizzled, gasped, and died.

I was so astonished I stopped breathing.

My brothers froze in space, and then they doubled over into frenzied laughter. They howled. They pointed. They howled and pointed some more. They rolled on the ground. They laughed so hard they had to crawl over to me to see if I was all right. My head and knees hurt, my pride ached, and fear of the consequences choked in my throat.

Dave gasped between spasms of hilarity, “That was a short, ha-ha, but interesting trip.”

I got out of the car and looked for damage, which was hard to see through my tears, and harder to determine because the front fenders were locked in a twisted mangle of bonded metal.

I didn’t know, because it hadn't occurred to me to check, that the wheels had been facing clear to the right - they hadn’t been straightened out when last parked - so when I turned the wheel to the left to head into the field, all I did was straighten them out.

Dick tried to comfort me, if that was even possible. “I’ll go upstairs and tell Dad what happened, but you have to stay planted at the bottom of the steps.”

"You're in some deep doo -doo! I gotta hear this," Dave laughed.

Shut up! I thought, but telling him would only spark more ridicule.

I slumped along beside my brothers into the house and waited with Dave at the bottom of the stairs, knowing full well that I would be sent to family jail and be forever banned from anything remotely enjoyable in my life. I was doomed. My dad loved his cars. He would not take this event lightly. I’d had it. There was no possibility of a light sentence and absolutely no possibility of parole.

I also figured I would lose my allowance and probably have to hand over any babysitting money I earned for the next couple of years. Why had I done something so dim-witted as to take out one of our cars?

Unexpectedly, I heard someone laugh. It was Dick. I crept up to the middle of the stairwell and listened.

“. . . then she jammed on the . . .ha, ha, ha, accelerator, peeled out, and .. ha, ha, ha, ha ..had a head-on collision with the other car.”

My heart pounded. Sweat slithered down the back of my neck. The knot in my stomach grew bigger. Silence. I waited. I suffered.

"Here comes the doo-doo," Dave sniggered.

"Shut up," I said.

Then I heard another laugh. It was my father. He laughed with a sidesplitting howl. Was he laughing at Dick's description or at my behavior? It didn’t matter - he laughed, and relief swept over me like a cool, comforting breeze. My life might be saved. Maybe I wouldn't be going to family prison after all.

"You're lucky." Dave said , sounding almost disappointed.

Dad came downstairs and looked at me. He had a slight smirk on his face, as though he had just pulled some kind of a prank and gotten away with it.

“I understand you had a bit of an . . . accident today,” he chortled through an attempt to be firm.

“I . . .uh. . . I . . . uh . . . I thought I could . . .uh . . .drive . . .uh . . . in the field. We . . ., uh . . did before . . . and you . . . uh . . .said I . . .uh.”

“Yes, you are getting to be a pretty good driver. But you’re not supposed to go out there alone. Didn’t you know that?” His eyes were gentle. His voice calm. He didn’t seem angry at all. I wondered when the anger part would happen.

I stammered a quick apology and waited for my dad’s next move.

We went out to the cars and Dad backed one of them up to see what had happened to them. The license plates were bent and mangled, but, aside from a few scratches, the fenders seemed to be unaffected.

Dad took me to the workbench in the barn, gave me a hammer, and showed me how to pound the dents out of the license plates. He found small cans of black and orange paint and helped me paint the black numbers and letters and fix the orange background.

Dad replaced the license plates and stepped back to look them over. “Not too bad,” he decided. “Not great, but not too bad.”

As long as we owned those two Chevys, the whole town could see my attempt at adulthood each time our family drove through the village.

My dad never did get angry about that car accident. I’m not sure why, but I think it’s because he remembered what it was like to be 13 and to be sitting on the front porch steps in the late afternoon on a idle summer day bored enough to watch ants. And I think my dad enjoyed teaching me how to drive that summer. He probably even enjoyed helping me pound out the two license plates and repaint them. We shared a special togetherness out there in the barn that quiet summer afternoon. Father-daughter activities usually don't include pounding out and repainting dented license plates.

I probably should have been punished for my recklessness, like being grounded or doing extra chores around the house. The fact that I wasn’t meant my dad knew I had learned a significant lesson about safety, appreciating others, and respecting myself.

He was right. I did learn something that soft, lazy afternoon. I learned that being behind the wheel of a moving vehicle is a responsibility more overwhelming than I could ever have imagined. I learned, too, that I had to respect things that didn’t belong to me. As I painted those black number and letters, I felt humbled knowing I had damaged something of value to my dad. My shame and my embarrassment were, in themselves, effective punishments. I also learned that my father had a big heart, and my brother, bless his, had a great sense of humor that helped steer my car dilemma in the right direction.

What my daughter needed most at that moment was understanding, compassion, and the same calm reassurance my dad had given me.

"Accidents happen, Katie," I said gently. "Dents are easy to fix. We'll pound them out together."

EVS 03/10

PARADISE

LOVE: Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston

We shoved a five-dollar bill into the padlocked honor box and drove into the camping area. Pine needles, damp from a downpour the day before, blanketed the entrance. The weather had turned dry, clear, and warm - a few rays of sunlight managed to sneak through the slatted openings of dense forest walls and ceiling of intertwined branches. Aside from my husband Ed, our thirteen-year-old daughter Katie, and I, there wasn't another soul under the thick stands of evergreens and hardwoods.

Why an eerily deserted campground? In the middle of summer? In this prime location overlooking the spectacular shores of Lake Superior in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula? Maybe we were early and throngs of campers would crowd the grounds in a couple of hours. We'd find out soon enough - the hard way.

National campgrounds were usually jammed to the hilt on lovely Friday summer afternoons. Everybody and his sister would be pitching tents, unrolling sleeping bags, gathering kindling, or pumping gas into a Coleman stove. And those who couldn't do without creature comfort would be arranging webbed orange and white lawn chairs in front of RV-generated TVs, blaring battery-operated radios, letting their kids zoom motorized Big Wheels all over the place, and ruing they hadn't found a full-service campsite instead of one with measly water pumps and outhouses.

I loved camping - real camping - and the worst part of it was the commotion created by others who didn't possess a love of nature nor exhibit a true respect for the Forest Spirits, as I liked to call them. Real camping, to me, meant not going to an establishment with such luxuries as electricity, showers, flush toilets, snack bars, and laundry facilities, and especially not KOA Kampgrounds with their Kamper Kabins.

Real camping meant 'roughing it' - giving up those everyday comforts of city living and making do with as little as possible and still eating well. Real camping meant filling a bucket with river water for washing, or scraping pots and pans with sand to get off the sticky stuff, or peeing in the woods. Real camping meant wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil and burying them for at least an hour under red-hot fire-pit coals, or being lulled by rain drumming against the canvas and moving your sleeping bag away from the leak in the tent, or not having a bath for a week.

Real camping meant loving the noises of the forest, lakes, and streams - wind rushing through evergreens and knocking pinecones to the ground, waves rippling against the shore, water spilling over boulders. And the creatures – the hoot of an owl, the call of a loon, the human-like breathing of a raccoon, the stitch of a cricket, - and yes, even the buzz of a mosquito. Real camping was a way to pay tribute to that part of nature that hadn't been restructured by human hands - hadn't been excavated or stripped bare or fashioned into concrete.

Real camping meant a space for a tent, logs for a fire, clean water supply, coffee, food, and, ok, an outhouse. That's it.

Katie fell in love with camping - real camping - when she was a little tyke. She loved cooking outdoors and heating water for washing dishes. She loved 'baking' muffins in a wrought iron frying pan on top of the stove and tossing muffin crumbs to the crows. She loved poking the campfire at night and watching the sparks fly off to join the Milky Way. She loved to empty the cooler when the ice melted and throw away soggy bread and rewrap the cheese. She loved to shake the pine needles from our sleeping bags and hang them on the line to air out.

The August she turned ten, we camped from St. Ignace, Michigan, to Jasper, British Columbia, celebrating her birthday in Banff National Park with s'mores made from stale graham crackers, toasted leathery marshmallows, and non-melting chocolate bars that had outlived their expiration dates, all purchased from a mountain store that looked as though it hadn't seen a customer for months. But Katie didn't care. She loved that she would be climbing atop Athabasca Glacier the next day and that the day before she had climbed two miles up to the mountainside teahouse overlooking Lake Louise.

I was glad no one was around. This tranquil place was ours, and, for the moment, we were private guests in nature's living room, soaking in the ambiance of nature's hospitality - quiet, peaceful, serene.

We had our pick of campsites, so we chose the one with the best view of the lake. Delighted by this magnificent spot and giddy with excitement at seeing Lake Superior for the first time, we ran across our campsite and stood on a grassy ledge that overlooked the lake. Directly below us, and to either side, was a vast steep, white, expanse of a sand dune that fell straight down about 100 feet before it leveled off and merged with the rocky beach. The sand cliff continued in both directions until it faded into the distance up and down the lake. Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous.

Katie kicked off her shoes, stretched out her arms, and with a whoop to the gods of beauty, leaped from the ledge onto the top of the dune, skiing down into the hill on the backs of her heels. Sand swirled behind her as she bounding down the bank. Ed and I followed, throwing off our shoes, leaping onto the dune, echoing Katie's whoops as we sank our feet into the soft, sun bleached sand.

We were halfway down the dune when we saw them. Black flies. Hundreds. Thousands. Pouring out of the sand hill - showers of black flies erupting from under each grain of sand we overturned, as though they had been lying in wait for unsuspecting souls to open the gates of sand prison. The flies swarmed around us, slamming against our bodies, attaching themselves to our arms and our legs and stomachs and ears and necks and hair.

The onslaught stunned me to a standstill. In just a few seconds, my clothes and exposed skin looked like chain mail encrusted with live, black, twitching fringe. I stopped just long enough to study the damn pests after I squashed one when it bit my wrist. It looked like a regular house fly. Nothing particularly unusual about it, except for a blood-filled tail end, which was oozing its red payload across the back of my arm.

"They're out for blood!" I shouted. The buzzing blitz and the stinging got me moving again.

"Oh! God!" Katie screamed. "Oh! God! They're BITING!"

The flies were relentless. And they were ravenous. We flailed. We slapped. We twitched, ducked, swerved, lurched, and jumped around. All to no avail. They outnumbered us. Every fly on every speck of exposed skin bit us - demons dizzy with their human feast. They bit through our shorts and through our tee shirts and into our scalps and behind our ears.

"Get back to the car! NOW!" Ed yelled.

We tried to race back up the steep dune, but it was impossible to move fast and still gain a solid foothold in the loose sand. Like a strong undertow, every step up slid back down, landing below where it started. And the flies kept coming. I got on all fours and tried to claw my way to the top. I could only inch up a short section at a time. My skin burned with the pain of biting. Blood dripped off my chin to my arm.

"I can't climb up the hill! They're eating me alive!"

"Get to the water!” Ed yelled. “GO - into the water! Out run them. Move fast!"

We charged down the hill, sliding most of the way, and ran onto the beach. The rough stones dug into our bare feet.

Screaming with shock, panic, terror, helplessness, confusion and pain, we stumbled over the sharp rocks and into the icy water, each of us covered with miniature black winged terrorists' intent on sucking every ounce of blood from our capillaries. "Ouch!" . . . "Damn!" . . . "Shit!" . . . "Get OFF!" . . . "Oh, God - Oh God - Oh God!" . . . "What the hell?" . . . "STOP!" . . . My feet are freezing!" . . . "Jesus Christ it's cold" . . . "Fuck this!"

We thought the flies would give up once we hit the cold water. But they followed us. The deeper we went, the deeper they went. Up to our knees. Up to our waists. Up to our chests. They crawled higher and higher on our bodies, biting anything not submerged. And those that didn't stay on our bodies swam around us in circles, churning the water, creating black wake-like undulations, all the while eying us, like itsy bitsy sharks toying with their prey before taking off an arm or a leg or a head. They swam and danced in the waves, taunting us, knowing they had us surrounded - captured. We had nowhere to go - except deeper into the water, and deeper, until we drowned, and then their feeding frenzy could continue without interruption.

"Dad! I can't stand it!" Katie shrieked. "What'll we do?" Tears and blood merged into a trickle across her cheeks and plopped into the water.

I swear I saw a frenzy of fly excitement as the pink droplets fell onto the predators. They seemed to tread water with their quarter-centimeter legs and wings, their tiny mouths agape, like starving baby birds anxious for supper. They probably even squealed in high-pitched exhilaration - a squeal that only evil creatures with supernatural auditory capabilities could hear - at the meal provided by three giant, two-legged insect-buffets sent by the Biting Black Fly Gods to nourish the sand dwellers on Fly Feast Day!

Ed tried to stay calm and reassuring. He spoke the obvious, slowly, with confidence. "OK, this isn't working. Let's just go back up the hill to the car. Don't run up. That's what makes the sand slip back. We'll get out of this before you know it." He smiled and slapped a fly off his mouth. "It'll be over soon. I promise."

"Yeah, right. Like I'm going to get to the car any time soon!" I hissed, trying to make someone responsible for this insane predicament. I knew Ed had no way of controlling the horror, but my emotional state wasn't in any condition to think straight, and it felt good to get mad.

Waving our arms and slapping our bodies to stop the biting, we slogged and struggled out of the water to the beach, across the stones, and to the bottom of the steep sand hill.

"Ok, now plant your hands and feet squarely into the sand. Wait an extra second or two before taking another step - so the sand doesn't cave out from under you.” Ed’s advice sounded solid - grounds for hope.

We dug and waited and inched - dug, waited, inched - slowly, steadily, painfully up the sand hill to the overhang - and as we climbed and continued to fight off the vicious beasts, they mocked us, laughed at us, elated they had wrangled themselves and their tiny armor under our shorts and tee shirts and underwear, biting and stinging where we couldn't reach, enjoying our feeble attempts to swipe them away.

When we finally climbed up and over the grassy ledge, we were astonished to see the state of our white sedan. It look like a fly-cloud had burst open, unleashing its contents directly onto our car, covering it with a sinister other-worldly organism - pitch black winged aliens geared up for one last ambush to suck the last bit life left in our exhausted, limp, soggy, sandy, fly-caked bodies.

The Hitchcockian vision shocked us into a temporary stupor. Nobody moved.

"What the hell?" Ed whispered, as though he didn't dare disturb their reverie and cause them to swarm and devour us on the spot. "Get your shoes. We've gotta move. FAST. We need to Get. The. Hell. Out. Of. Here." He paused just long enough for Katie and me to retrieve our stuff. " . . . OK . . . One . . . Two . . ."

On three, we charged the car. Waves of black fly-clouds swirled around us as we opened the doors, flopped onto the seats, and shut ourselves inside, safe from the black barrage. But flies managed to get into the car with us, continuing their reign of terror as we sped out of the campgrounds and onto the main road east. We used everything we could to squash them - rolled up maps, purses, shoes still in our hands, anything. And just when the buzzing settled down and we felt fairly certain we had killed them all, one of us would be bitten on the thigh or on the upper arm, sending us into a fly-search frenzy all over again. It wasn't until we were an hour away from campgrounds that we felt confident we had gotten rid of the menace.

Our bloody bites started swelling and began to itch. We owned a small first aid kit, but there wasn't enough equipment to do triage on our wounds, so Ed pulled into the first drug store we happened upon. We bought cotton balls, peroxide, calamine lotion, Tylenol, benedryl, band-aids, a bunch of candy bars, and a six-pack of Coke. The pharmacist told us about the flies.

"Well, first of all, people from around here don't go out much right after a rain storm, especially to the sandy areas - like the dunes or the lakeshore. That's when those biting flies appear - after a storm, when the weather gets nice and the sun comes out - like today. You must not be from around here. Otherwise, you'd know." He sighed like he was weary of people who didn't understand this part of the world nor prepare for it. "See, they hatch where it's wet, and when the sun comes out and it gets nice and dry, they swarm all over the place. They're tenacious, those flies. They'll find human flesh even if they have to travel practically to the middle of the lake to find it."

He laughed at my surprise.

"Oh, sure, even the fishermen have trouble with them - way out in the middle of the lake. Nothing stops those flies. Except Skin So Soft. Avon. Somebody just recently figured that out. Must have happened by accident. Who'd think? Sorry, don't have any left in the store."

"Avon?" Katie was startled. "Perfume?"

I chuckled. "I wonder what Avon thinks about that. I can just imagine their slogan: "Skin So Soft: Attracts Men, Discourages Flies."

"Where you folks from?" The pharmacist asked.

"Youngstown, Ohio," Ed answered. “We're camping our way back home from Chicago." He paused, "We didn't know about the flies. Are they going to be everywhere now across the Upper Peninsula now?"

"Can't say. Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on where you go. Where you headed next?"

"Up to Whitefish Point where the Edmund Fitzgerald went down."

The pharmacist shook his head and scanned the shelves of prescriptions, as if searching for an answer. He swallowed and shook his head. "Sad story, that one. Lots of people lost family. Lots of 'em - families torn apart. My brother . . . only 23. Lived down in St. Joseph. He was an oiler. Thing broke in half and went down. Just like that."

"What a tragic loss. I'm so sorry. There are disasters . . .," Ed looked at me and smiled. ". . . and then there are disasters."

Perspective - I thought. Katie, Ed, and I might have been knocked silly by flies, but we hadn't been knocked clean off the face of the earth.

The pharmacist took a deep breath. "Can't let the little things get you down," he said through an exhale. "Some things aren't worth fretting over." He rang up our supplies. " About those flies. By the time you hit the road to Whitefish Point, it'll be late, and the flies won't bite anymore. They don't like to bite at night. Probably by tomorrow, they'll just be a few of 'em flittin’ around. Part of country life around here. You get used to 'em."

I smirked and mumbled under my breath that I'd never get used to those goddamned flies. Katie started to laugh and whispered in my ear. I couldn’t make out exactly what she said, but I think it had something to do with roughing it, real camping, and we weren't dead.

At the car, we tended to bites, shook sand off our clothes, cleaned out the car, and scarfed down snacks. Then, feeling and looking stupid and pathetic - wet, dirty, dotted with calamine lotion and band aids - we headed east, bypassing Tahquamenon Falls, a spot we had hoped to see, but fly phobia and chagrin had killed any enthusiasm to enjoy whatever was supposed to be such a great view.

We found Paradise at the crossroads where Route 123 turns south toward Mackinaw Bridge and Whitefish Point Road turns north toward the lighthouse, which, with its deafening foghorn and great beams of light, stood watch as the colossal waves of a November storm tore apart and sank the Edmund Fitzgerald.

We could have driven out of black fly territory and made our way home that night. But we didn't. We decided to stay for a while in Paradise - a picturesque village with a great looking diner and lots of gift shops in the center of town, a mysterious bell tower and Whitefish Point a few miles north, and a charming cluster of cottages a few miles south - Cloud Nine Cabins - each with electricity and plumbing - each with a full kitchen, a bathroom, two bedrooms, a living room, a fireplace, and rustic chairs overlooking Whitefish Bay. Clean, comfortable, dry, beautiful - and safe.

Cloud Nine. That would be the extent of our camping for the time being. In Paradise.

EVS 02/10

TIME MATTERS

BEGINNINGS: Beginnings are sudden, but also insidious. They creep upon you sideways, they keep to the shadows, they lurk unrecognized. Then, later, they spring. ~Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assasin

“Hey, Ellie, now that you’ve quit teaching, what are you going to do with all that spare time?”

What a wearisome question. All that spare time. A massive life-hole filled with sluggishness and sloth.

“I didn’t quit," I'd say. "I graduated."


My plan was to find opportunities in a creative field that didn’t involve grading papers written by 12-year-olds who emulated Britney Spears and Dennis Rodman. As much as I loved the energy and enthusiasm of middle-schoolers, and as much as I enjoyed the classroom interaction, I hated reading and grading those papers. Despite my efforts to hone writing skills and instill effective techniques of framing a good story, the students' papers seemed to be written by motor mouths, without direction and without brakes. Accounts of family vacations were the worst. Mind-numbing litanies of nonessential details, with the actual visit to, say, Disney World, a one-line after-thought stuck somewhere between packing for the trip and driving home.


The thought of reading, and grading, another piece of drivel squeezed the neurons in my brain to where I thought my head would explode. Now, it isn’t my intention to demean the efforts of young people. I understand what it takes for pre-teens to produce 500-word narratives, especially with distractions such as after-school pizza parties or 8th period pep rallies, but when I realized I was rewriting student papers to suit myself, I knew it was time to pursue another line of work.


At first, being idle was familiar and effortless. Summer vacation, the same every year, meant lots of activity with little responsibility. Traveling, gardening, reading, writing, walking, biking. Pay checks continued until the end of August, so I didn’t feel the strain of being unemployed until September.


That’s when Ms. Pernicious loomed out of the dust of summer and stood with one hand on her hip, leaning slightly forward, shaking a finger, tapping her foot, staring me down, saying, “I dare you,” with squinty eyes and that know-it-all bully sneer. My usual grit became buried under intimidation, my confidence threatened by all that spare time. A self-identity crisis took hold. Where to go? What to do?


The resolve and determination I once had was undercut by the power of anxiety and doubt. My creative ego had been, for years, wrapped in the world of teacher-hood, with all its importance and status and influence and control. I had generated well-planned, highly respected curriculum-based projects, designed for kids who were mostly motivated by the entertainment factor of amusing graphics scattered throughout their worksheets. But I couldn’t rest on that professional reputation any longer. Now I was a woman of leisure who might or might not do the laundry.


My husband Ed, a published author and successful Unitarian Universalist minister, was unaware that I suffered from spirit undertow. I marveled at Ed's writing talent, motivation, and productivity - how he could pick up a project and see it through. The harvests of his efforts were beautifully crafted books and poetry and articles and sermons. And while he generated new works, I rued my own creative output. If I were to be anybody, I’d have to create grown-up documents, like Ed’s - innovative ones, with meaning and significance.


I had no choice but to put on a cheery public face and fake it. It was either that or go to a counselor. But I knew the answers: Give it time. Something will happen. Don’t force it. There will be a sign. I became the maven of self-talk.


When summer was over, and the church year began again, Ed reinstated his daily practice of rising at 7:30 am, drinking coffee, reading the New York Times, and moving to his computer to work on Important Documents before he headed to his office at 9:30 am or so. This was his routine, one he cherished, one he had created years before I left my job. He loved this alone time. The house had been his - the creaks, the silence, the music, the TV – all his. Morning had been his meditation, his time to process and think and write. He had choreographed and nicely settled into this routine according to his mental and emotional needs . . . and there I landed, smack-dab in the middle of his reverie.


So as not to disturb Ed’s sphere of concentration, I stayed to myself as much as possible. However, there were times when I shattered his meditative state with questions, such as, “Would you like breakfast?” or with noises, like turning on the dishwasher. His annoyance at these interruptions was obvious. A sigh, a slight roll of the eyes, a tiny stiffening of his back – telltale signs that I was in his way.


One day, Ed’s computer didn’t work, so he asked to use mine. It was about 8:00 am, and I was dressing for the day. Our morning patterns, long since congruent, allowed him uninterrupted time to work on his projects. Because my computer sits in close proximity to my dressing table, I was slightly aware of what Ed was doing. He had a little piece of crinkled, corrugated brown paper to which he referred as he logged onto what I thought was his blog. The day before, he had written a couple of articles about presidential candidates, so I assumed he was going to publish them. He worked for about twenty-five minutes and went downstairs.


After Ed left, I sat at my computer to check email, knowing there wouldn’t be much since I had blocked spam and made advertisers unsubscribe me. I glanced at the cardboard paper and saw a bunch of letters and numbers - OBLA, 6VFW, X7W5 - kind of long and complicated for a password. I considered signing onto his blog with the password and reading the uploaded articles to see if anything needed to be revised. Ed often used my editing skills to proofread his drafts-in-progress, but there had always been a mutual understanding that I was an invited guest. I felt a little like a spy and slightly ashamed of myself.


I studied the letter and number combinations to see what, if anything, looked significant - perhaps it wasn't a password. I turned the paper over. It was a ripped-out portion of a recently purchased Lime Coke 12-pack, with the words “Open Here to Find Code Inside.” I turned the cardboard back over and saw some tiny words circling the perimeter: Official My Coke Rewards Code. Enter your code at www.online at mycokerewards.com.

For the previous half-hour, out of respect for Ed's need to focus on "important work" and "essential issues," I had remained quiet and respectful, knowing my clanging around would interrupt his concentration. I had dried my hair in the guest room. I had refrained from clunking glass bottles onto my dressing table. I had avoided my usual zigzag sorting through metal tubes of mascara, eyeliner, and lipstick. And the whole time I had been honoring the mental machinations of Ed’s mysterious world of authorship and productivity, he had been entering a Coke contest. I felt swindled, much like Ralphie when he received the Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder Pin and figured out the stupid message: “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”


And there it was. My sign. Coke. A ridiculous hysteria of enlightenment came charging in, bringing a torch of courage and self-understanding. I caught a glimpse of what my dilemma had been all along. Impressions. They didn’t matter.


It’s not about how often, or how much, we remain idle or ponder or imagine or produce. It’s not about how high we set the bar. It’s about the joy of now - of putting life into perspective, of heading through time and delighting in all the tiny insights it offers, of appreciating human foibles, and allowing humor to lead the way. If the need to create arises, do it. If not, don’t. Who counting?


I hummed a bit of "Pomp and Circumstance" and went downstairs to join Ed in the living room.


EVS 01/10

Rose to the Occasion

Ellie Searl


The phone rang at four in the afternoon just after I put the egg yolk glaze on the braided bread dough. It was a guy named Bill. He wanted to check the time of the open house.

“At five . . . No, you needn’t bring anything . . . Yes, please, your friends are welcome.” Thank god someone was going to show up.

I didn’t know this Bill, nor his friends, but now at least a couple of people would enjoy my superb hors d’oeuvres and appreciate my style and grace as a hostess. I slid the bread into the oven, poured another glass of wine, and leaned against the counter. I looked at the serving dishes ready for goodies. What was next?

The open house would be the first gathering in our home since we moved to this hellhole of a city in September. I didn’t like Youngstown. A steel town. Certainly not a garden spot. Smokestacks belched dirty clouds of iron ore debris. Street gutters ran streams of rusty water when it rained.

Back in the humidity and stickiness of July, while Ed had his interview with the search committee, I killed time and tried to cool off in the mezzanine cafe of Strouss, the city’s main department store. I looked over the railing at sluggish shoppers moving along the aisles, pawing through piles of tee-shirts, and putting earrings up to the sides of their faces, glancing at themselves sideways with a semi-pout, hoping the earrings might make them look sexy. I feared I was going to live in this god-forsaken place and become one of them. I thought I would die there.

The day before the interview, a member of the search committee had taken us for a drive through the park along the Mahoning River, regarded as one of the more attractive places of the region. It was better than the rest of the city, for sure, but I considered all the sights pure ob-scenery. Having grown up in the beauty of the Adirondack Mountains, I didn’t want this dreadful confluence of ugliness to be my settling-down place.

I knew the search committee would like Ed, and I knew Ed wanted the job. “There’s a lot going for it, El,” he said. “It’s a city church, and the salary is pretty good for someone like me, right out of theological school. Youngstown is a good place to start,” meaning – he’d take the job if offered, and I would have to swallow all the dreams I had about living in a place of beauty.

Ed began his job at the Youngstown Unitarian Church just when a multitude of people needed assistance - spiritually, emotionally, and financially. He signed his contract on “Black Monday” - the very day Youngstown Iron Sheet and Tube, one of the largest steel companies in the world, announced it was shutting down, putting over 5,000 men and women out of work. It was as if an evil force swooped down into the minds and souls of the entire population and dumped everyone’s bucket of happiness and economic survival into the river. And I felt that demonic presence close to home - sneering at my misgivings, trying to orchestrate my demise.

With Ed and our 9-year-old daughter, Katie, I became a full-time member of this deteriorating community. Katie settled quite nicely into Youngstown life, never once complaining about the city. She liked her fourth grade teachers and made friends very quickly in her multi-cultural school. It wasn’t until she showed me her class picture that I learned who was Asian, Mexican, black, or white. She participated in local activities and played with friends after school. For her, Youngstown was a great place to live.

I knew I had to make the best of it, so I registered in a graduate degree program in counseling at Youngstown State University, began taking piano lessons again after a long musical drought, and revived an old lost love of mine - entertaining.

One of the garden spots of Youngstown was, in fact, my new church. The congregation included wonderful people - artists, professors, writers, musicians, and interesting, everyday people. The church seemed to be a respite from the unpleasantness of the city’s decay. And so at Christmastime, Ed and I decided to give them a party.

The dining room table was taking shape. I placed a fresh boxwood centerpiece bejeweled with holly berries and white and red carnations between two silver reindeer with antlered candlestick holders. The table would soon be laden with a cornucopia of sumptuous treats. Poached salmon and lemon slices with sour cream dill sauce. Baked brie en croute with raspberry jam and roasted pecans. Spiral cut honey baked ham and sirloin filet slices for mini-sandwiches on my freshly baked braided egg bread. Miniature spinach and broccoli quiche. Various hard and soft cheeses, stone crackers, kettle roasted potato chips, caramelized onion dip, Chocolate chip cookies, butterscotch brownies, vanilla pound cake with a drizzle of butter icing, cranberry bread and cream cheese. Champagne punch with floating strawberries and circles of pink ice. Special beers and wines. I had plenty.

Guests began arriving a little after five. Soon a low hum of conversation mixed with clinking forks and Gustav Holtz’s, “The Planets” filled the rooms, reminding me that being with friends, especially during the holidays, is a gift, regardless of the hideousness of scenery beyond the door. I stood back and smiled at the sights and sounds - lovely table filled with a colorful array of tasty foods; small groups of people drinking, laughing, celebrating the holidays; sparkling decorations for that special touch of Christmas hospitality. Just right.

That’s when the three strangers came into the house. Two men and a woman. They didn’t knock nor ring the bell. They just opened the door, and with supreme boldness, swept into the room and spread out like they had predetermined where they would park themselves. The shorter of the two men was dressed in a dark brown and white striped suit that fit him like a flour sack. But it was his slick, comb-over hair, parted so closely to his left ear he most likely caught his ear lobe in brush bristles that emphasized his overall peculiarity. He headed for the living room and stood in front of the fireplace – hands groping the air for warmth.

The taller, hulk-like man slunk into the corner of the dining room behind the door and stood there, shoulders hunched, arms dangling in front of him as though he was about to direct a choir. He rested his chin against his chest and gaped at the crowd from under his eyebrows with a dull, menacing glare, like an eagle watching over its prey, ready to pounce. He wore what looked to be rejects from the mismatch bin of a resale shop - oversized white shirt under an ill-fitting grey suit that pulled across his stomach - jacket sleeves ending at his forearms, shirt sleeves continuing the journey, falling off the cliffs of his knuckles. His too-short pant legs barely made it beyond his calves, landing just above black high-top work boots.

The short, pudgy woman wore black baggy sweat pants that hung out of red rubber boots, ringed at the top with, what probably was, at one time, white fur. Four safety pins fastened over a broken zipper held her tattered hooded sweat jacket closed. A large, white paper Christmas bow, bobby-pinned to her uncombed bronze hair, was placed smack dab at the top of her head. She looked like a forgotten package all wrapped up for the holidays, then stuck away in the closet and left there to collect dust. She made a beeline for the buffet and without pause, began circling the table, scooping food with her right hand and dumping it into her widespread left-hand-turned-plate.

I was at once horrified and fascinated at this turn of events. I was horrified at what I assumed were three city moochers who somehow learned about the meal of the century and came directly from their cardboard box living rooms into in my house to land free food. Yet I was fascinated by the three of them. The chubby woman deftly swooping food from the buffet. Goliath standing in rigor mortis behind the dining room door. The bizarre little man in the living room, now examining lint on his jacket. Who were they? How did three rumpled people end up at my fancy party? Should I shoo them away? And if so, how? Were they dangerous? Should I call the police? What were my other guests thinking?

I stared in awe at the expertise the round woman exhibited as she swiftly and magnificently orchestrated her way through each food item, and with pure and absolute finesse, pile it onto her left hand-plate. It was amazing what that hand could hold. Across her wide-spread fingers tips she placed generous slices of ham, sirloin filet, cheese, and bread. Across her knuckles, she placed brownies, cookies, pound cake, and cranberry bread. At the V of her fingers she piled chunks of salmon, quiche, potato chips, and crackers. And in her palm, she dumped all the sloppy stuff - sour cream, onion dip, baked brie, and cream cheese. She ate a bit of everything as she went. A slice of beef into her mouth, a slice of beef into her hand. Brownie into her mouth, brownie into her hand. All around the table. Several times. Eating and piling. Eating and piling. The other guests backed away and gave extra space to this woman whirling around the buffet with such indiscretion.

The president of the congregation sidled up to me. “That’s Bill and Rose. Don’t worry, they’re harmless. We all know who they are. They live together in government housing, and they go to everything in Youngstown that has free food. They check the paper for funerals, library meetings, and church potlucks. They must have seen your open house advertised in our newsletter. They’re always at our potlucks, but they never bring anything”

Good, I thought. Who’d eat it?

“Who’s that guy lurking in the corner?” I asked. “He looks like he just got discharged from an institution – I’ll bet he’s wearing a hospital bracelet.”

“I don’t know him - he’s a new one. But if he’s a friend of Bill and Rose, he’s probably ok too.”

I thought about the phone call earlier that had excited me so much and had reassured me that my party would be a success. It had been Bill, this strange short not-quite-homeless man with bad hair who wanted to celebrate Christmas with his friends - just like the rest of us. Bill, Rose, and . . . well, . . . Lurch had come to my party to feel the warmth and joy of the season – just like the rest of us. They wanted to eat, drink, and be merry – just like the rest of us.

Shame hit my face like a hot washcloth. Who was I to feel superior to three people in need? Was this not an open house? Did I not welcome them before I knew who they were? I walked over to Rose and said, “Here let me help you.” I picked up a plate, piled it with food, and handed it to her. “Would you like to sit down?” I led her to an easy chair.

Then I made another plate and took it to the man hovering in the corner. He smiled at me and, without pause, shoved what he could into his mouth - ham, cheese, cookies, potato chips – whatever would fit. I smiled back. He refused my offer to sit down. “Naw,” he said. “I like it here.”

Bill found his way into the dining room and began filling his own plate. He handled himself with the decorum and grace of a long-practiced buffet-guest. I introduced myself, and we fell into a conversation about adding nuts to brownies.

The hum of the party regained its harmony and rhythm - clinks, laughs, music, and good conversation. It was an open house - after all.

We lived in Youngstown for the next five years, and as much as I continued to dislike the city, I came to love the people – even Bill and Rose, who began bringing a package of English muffins to our potlucks after Ed told them it was important to contribute. We never learned anything more about the guy who hid in the corner.

EVS 12/09

Canadian Landing

Ellie Searl

Dan’s laid-back attitude and grubby appearance made me skeptical - wrinkled, flannel shirt, frayed jeans, scruffy boots, yellowed fingers, and long, greasy hair oozing out of a ratty Montreal Expos cap. Would he pull out a pocketknife and scratch dirt from what was left of his fingernails? He lit a cigarette. Did he take drugs, too? Drink? The snob in me bubbled over. But then we couldn’t be choosy about who would escort us through this critical event. We either drove ourselves - with our own car, sporting our own license plate, risking arrest - or let someone else drive - someone like Dan – someone with experience sneaking people like us, American war resisters, back and forth across the Canadian-US border.

It was an underground operation. Dan, a Canadian Aid to Immigration and Draft volunteer, would pick us up at our safe house in Ottawa, Ontario, and drive us across the border into the US at Ogdensburg, New York. There, border guards would question us, and we would lie to them about who we were and where we were going. Then we would ride along the US side, hoping not to run into the police or anyone who might recognize us as war resisters, to another border, and cross back into Canada. At that border, Ed, Katie, and I would enter the Canadian Immigration Office and apply for Landed Immigrant status. On the spot. One chance. If we didn’t make it, we’d have to return to the States and face the consequences of the US court system. It was a big deal.

Time seemed to play favorites - moving along at a sweet, comfortable pace for everyone else, turtle-crawling for me. My head ached. I felt nauseous. Weary. I wanted to sleep. . . throw up . . . go to the bathroom . . . cry. Just get this day over with.

Ed handled the tension better than I did. He had stopped his banter with our housemates and stared at the kitchen floor, as though the worn tiles held wisdom from previous Vietnam War resisters who had ventured through the unknown territory we were about to enter. I didn’t want to push Ed’s emotional buttons, so I remained quiet. Only Katie was immune. She played in the living room with her new doll and the dogs. That she might be soiling Raggedy Ann and the red pinafore I had made for her second birthday a month before we left the States was the least of my worries.

“You guys all set?” Dan took a sip of coffee and sputter-coughed.

All set? What was all set? Calm? Excited? Ready for adventure? Packed with a picnic, bathing suit, and beach balls?

We headed to the driveway where Dan’s rusty green two-door Ford Falcon sat waiting for us. The front left fender, secured with rope and duct tape, heightened my anxiety. Katie riding in this junk heap? I quelled the urge to say forget it - I couldn’t go through with this - we’d take our chances and drive ourselves.

My digestive system spoke for me. Emotional turbulence caused a new cyclone in my belly – and a beeline to the toilet. Katie scooted after me. I let her pull toilet paper off the roll and yank towels to the floor. She made a mountain of white and jumped in it. Her delight in the simplicity of this amusement gave me hope - maybe she won’t be affected by all the havoc and instability in her life. Maybe she won’t even remember. I felt a little better, changed Katie’s diapers, and took her back to the car.

Dan opened the trunk and gave us blank, uncharacteristically clean, white legal envelopes. “Take all your identification out of your wallets or wherever it is, and put it in these - and seal them. All of it. Don’t forget anything. And put these in.” He took some documents out of a manila folder.

“What’s this for?” Ed asked.

Dan rolled his eyes and sighed. He’d answered the question before, many times. “Because you can’t cross the border as yourselves. You’re going as . . . uh . . .” He skimmed the papers. “. . . John and Martha Smith from Timmons, Ontario.” He looked up and handed each of us a credit card, driver’s license, library card, and birth certificate.

“When you get to the US border, you’re John and Martha Smith. Memorize your birthdays and where you were born. Can’t have the border guards catch you looking at your papers to prove who you are.” He laughed. “And we’ll tell them we’re going into the States for the day to . . . uh . . . to shop. That way it won’t look funny if you don’t have luggage or anything.”

“What about Katie?” I asked.

He tossed our sealed envelopes under some old newspapers and slammed the trunk. He waved his arm. “Oh, just tell them you forgot to bring her papers. Tell them she was born in Timmons. They’ll probably be satisfied with that.”

Probably? My mind reeled. What if they’re not? What if they catch us? What if . . .?

“Now, they might wanna search the car for drugs. Gotta expect that. So they could look in the trunk and see the envelopes. Don’t panic or make faces or say anything that attracts more attention. They’re not allowed to open the envelopes without a warrant. See, that’s why they’re sealed.” He sighed again and shook his head - like he was already irritated that we’d blow our cover. He turned his back to us, walked to the driver’s side of the car, and got in.

The harshness of it all. So raw. So real and frightening. Ed must have sensed the burn catch in my throat. He hugged me. “El, it’s going to be ok. Don’t worry. We’ll make it.”

All this intrigue. Like a CIA operation for the untrained. Our own personal “Mission Impossible.” Would Ed climb through heating vents? Should Katie and I be disguised as circus freaks?

I swiped aside car litter and flopped into the back seat beside Katie and Raggedy Ann.

Dan pulled out of the driveway and onto the main road south.


The car rose over the crest of the Ogdensburg-Prescott International Bridge toward the New York side. Below the metal slats, the St. Lawrence River drifted to the gulf and then on into the Atlantic. I thought how restful it is for rivers and gulfs and oceans to have no worries as they venture to new lands and, in spite of logjams or sand bars or drops in elevation, they meander calmly, in relative freedom, knowing their destinations are long established and time-honored. Such peace.

I studied Ed as he watched the river snake around a small peninsula just south of Ogdensburg. Sturdy profile – straight nose, strong chin and cheekbones, hidden somewhat by a short, trim beard. And always a sparkle in his blue-green eyes. Confident. Optimistic. But now his almost six-foot frame slumped against the passenger seat door. He knew it was time.

Dan said, “We’re almost at the border. You guys ready?”

Ready? Hell no . . . I wanted to shout. And quit asking that.

My sweat glands had worked overtime since we started this journey from Ottawa, and blood thumped against my ear drums . Where did I put my fake papers? What was my name? Where was I born? And when? Who was this child – this little girl sleeping soundly beside me on the back seat, lulled by car-sways? I hoped Katie wouldn’t wake up when the border guards started asking questions. But then again, maybe she’d charm them into a kind-hearted “Welcome to the States.” I dug through my purse to find my wallet.

My dehydrated lips stuck together, and my tongue felt fat. What if this didn’t work? What if we were caught? The thought of Ed in handcuffs incited new commotion in my now-empty intestinal tract. Was there a term for dry-heave diarrhea?

“You ok?” I asked Ed. Stupid question. How could he be ok? He was responsible for seeing us successfully through this . . . this charade. The impending border inspection was only one of several twists, turns, and possible dead-ends in the maze of our becoming legally established in Canada.

Ed had a way of slowing my frenzied agitation to a steady calm. If my nervousness began speeding down a hill, he’d locate level ground to help the anxiety take a breather. I figured he was fighting his own nerves, but it wasn’t in his nature to let them win. “I’m fine, El.” Ed smiled. “It will all be fine.”

Dan slowed the car to a stop and rolled down the window. A uniformed US Border Patrol Officer bent over and peered in. He looked at each of us – for a second or two longer than necessary, it seemed. What was he thinking? Could he tell? Would our phony identities flash - Pretense! Pretense!?

Did Ed have - I didn’t show up for induction in the US Army because I don’t support the war in Vietnam and now I’m a wanted criminal in America and after we lie our way across this border we’re heading back across another border where we’ll apply for immediate Landed Immigrant status in Canada - because Canada, bless its heart, has taken us under its wing . . . written on his forehead?

The guard started with me.

“Names? Date and place of birth?”

“Martha Timmons . . .uh . . . Smith . . . born in Timmons . . . New Yo. . . Ontario . . . July . . . uh, 1945. . . . this is Katie, my dau. . . our daughter. . . I forg . . . I don’t ha . . . carry them with me.” Jesus what an idiot!

“What is your purpose for coming to the United States?”

My chest hurt. “Shopping . . . in Ogdensburg . . . for shoes.” Shoes? They don’t sell shoes in Canada?

“And you sir?” He looked at Ed.

Ed was a better imposter. Cool. Unruffled. Level.

The guard settled on Dan. “Sir?”

Dan didn’t have to lie, but his demeanor was devoid of deference to authority. He said his name over his shoulder as he mashed the butt of a cigarette into the ashtray.

“Please open the trunk.”

Dan got out and walked to the back of the car. I couldn’t look. I whispered to Ed that I thought Dan was behaving like a shifty ne'er-do-well.

“El - He knows what he’s doing. Remember, he’s done this before. He’s drawing attention to himself and away from us.”

I heard the trunk slam shut and the guard say, “Move on. Watch the speed limit.”

When we finished perjuring ourselves into the US, we entered the second phase of our scheme – getting to the next border crossing without incident. Every person in every car and on every sidewalk and on every park bench was a potential spy, a selective service tattle-tale.

Dan had insisted we stop and eat at some diner in Ogdensburg, stretching time once again, adding more fuel to my anxiety and frustration. I quietly seethed as he savored tomato soup, a grilled cheese sandwich, and fries, Ed managed coffee and toast while Katie blithely munched on peanut butter crackers. I was too nervous to eat.

After the prolonged lunch, we drove along the St. Lawrence River to Massena, a meandering thirty-five miles east. Our car and the river drifted together, it seemed, synchronized in purpose and speed. Each on its way into Canada – each traveling as slowly as clouds moving across the sky on a windless day. At least Dan didn’t speed and risk being stopped by New York State Troopers.

Half way across the Seaway Bridge, the song “Joanne” came on the radio. Ed hummed along. I watched the ripples in the water and wondered if all this effort, all this expended energy, all our work to establish ourselves in Canada during “the time that made them both run,” was just going to end up “a most hopeless situation.”

With our identifications back in our wallets, we could at least be ourselves again at the border crossing into Cornwall, Ontario, where the final twist in this life-changing maze would play out – convincing Canadian immigration officials we were worthy of legal status in their country.

We sat in the waiting room for over an hour, distracting ourselves by leafing through French editions of Life Magazines and recently discontinued Saturday Evening Posts. The ads were easy to figure out: Tide Détersif de Blanchisserie, Milky Way Bar de Bonbon, Crest Dentifrice avec Floride.

Actress and activist Candice Bergan graced the cover of the July 24 issue of Life, along with the heading “Dilemma of New Standards – The Draft Board Rules on a Conscientious Objector.” I didn’t read the article.

A few months earlier, we had been stuck on that Selective Service merry-go-round. I knew what the article said. And it still felt like an open wound to recall those months of waiting for the draft board to render a decision about Ed’s request for Conscientious Objector status. His request was denied - his religious, moral, and philosophical objections to the war deemed expedient. After all, they reasoned, how could a Catholic promote a liberal Unitarian Universalist belief system? But then, after Ed’s selective service standing was sealed and beyond appeal, and after he received his notice to report for induction into the US Army, the Supreme Court ruled that CO status could, in fact, be granted on moral and philosophical grounds, those very principles that were the foundation of Ed’s convictions.

Ed was snagged in the Vietnam War net just a few weeks prior to the one Supreme Court decision that could have changed the course of our lives, had the timing been different.

Katie ran up and down the long, dark hallway, trying unsuccessfully to turn knobs on office doors. The water fountain was just high enough and the on-button just loose enough for her to get a good spritz at her face, startling her into gawks and giggles. She was instantly fascinated by this mysterious gadget. I hoped her curious new toy would keep her busy until it was our turn. As long as she was occupied, it didn’t matter to me how wet she got. Office workers stooped to tickle her tummy and say hello. She tucked her chin into her chest and swayed with shy delight at the attention - then hid her face in my knees.

I felt a burst of optimism for adventures in an unfamiliar territory. We had an entire new nation to show Katie - and partly French at that. Memories of weekend excursions meandering through the Vermont hinterlands calmed my nerves. Saturdays and Sundays bumping along dirt roads, exploring back woods, eating in small-town diners, discovering better than good bakeries – and just reveling in the magnificence of mountainsides that sloped gracefully into the lush green lowlands dotted with wide-porched white houses, red barns, and grazing sheep, goats, Holsteins, and Morgan horses. I thought, too, about our recent camping trip from Quebec to Nova Scotia and how much I loved the special beauty of the Eastern Provinces. There would be so much more to discover when . . .if . . . we were settled in a new home, in a new land.

I joined Katie at the water fountain, got a drink, and wiped her off as best I could. She looked so sweet and normal in her red Stride Rite shoes, lace socks, and that sopping wet, hand-sewn pinafore. I wondered if I’d ever make another outfit for her. Or for me. I loved making clothes – the more complicated the better. My sewing machine was still in our Burlington town house. When would I be back to get our things? And then it hit me – hard. When would I be back . . . ? Not, we.

Ed might not be going back. Maybe not ever. Never again sleep in his old, growing-up bed. Never again debate world issues with his parents over pie and coffee in his family dining room. Never again help his dad take down storm windows in spring or put them back up in the fall. If Ed couldn’t go back, I probably wouldn’t either – at least not very often. The idea of going back home without Ed threatened to deplete what was left my energy.

The Registrar’s office door opened, and we were asked in by a tall, red-faced grandfather-type in a white shirt with rolled-up sleeves and an open gray vest. He was friendly enough, and tickled Katie under the chin. “Would you like something to play with?” He gave her a pad of paper, a pencil, and a big, pink eraser, reminding me of simple grade school days.

“Please, have a seat. Only one of you needs to fill out these forms.” He handed Ed a pen and a pile of papers written in English and French.

The interior of the office seemed so lackluster - so nondescript. Nothing about it suggested this room was the gateway to a new country. I don’t know what I expected – maybe a big sign that said “Welcome to Canada,” or maybe a huge Canadian map on the wall behind the desk with a big red pin stuck in Cornwall that said, “You Are Here” and a trail of green pins heading to Ottawa, saying, “And Here’s Where You Are Going.” But then this office was just an immigration holding place, where forms were completed and interviews held. There was no guarantee that this was the portal for everyone who wished to live and work Canada. Some were sent back to their homelands.

I watched Ed fill out the forms. So many locations to record for each of us: birth place, first family home, current home, all the homes in between, elementary school, high school, college, graduate school, occupation, other occupations, church affiliation, other church affiliations, and on and on – each with a complete address.

And at the end of every single address, Ed wrote “The United States of America.” All over the place - The United States of America. . . . The United States of America . . . The United States of America. The forms looked like a crazy quilt of protracted inky tributes to his country. It was as if Ed needed to prove to the Canadian officials that, although he was seeking asylum in their country, he still loved his homeland enough to splash its name all over the application – that he respected his nation, regardless of his desire to leave.

Either Ed was showing remarkable patriotism or he was procrastinating - because as soon as he finished the forms, our points would be tallied - and that would be that.

With two index fingers, the registrar pecked our interview answers on the manual typewriter..

“So, you both graduated from college?” He didn’t wait for an answer. He just clicked the keys. “Hmmm, hmmm . . . ok.” More typing. “And do you have a place to live in Ontario?” We gave him the address of our AID sponsors in Ottawa. “Hmmm, hmmm. . . ok.” Every now and then he flipped the carriage several times in a row – switching to new questions on the form.

Katie sat on the floor folding the pieces of paper into tiny squares, as if she, too, were trying to organize chaos into a manageable size.

“And what job to you expect to get, Mr. or Mrs. Searl?”

I spoke first. “I can get a job teaching. I’m a certified teacher. I taught in New York, Delaware, and Vermont. And I can teach swimming and canoeing - I have my Life Saver’s Certificate. I used to be a camp counselor . . . I’m a really good seamstress . . . ” Ed put his hand on my knee and tapped. I stopped.

“That’s fine. And you Mr. Searl? What will you do?”

“Whatever I can find to support my family. I’m not particular. I have talent in many areas, and I believe I’m quite hirable.” Cool. Unruffled. Level.

Two-Fingered Fred finished his form and yanked it from the typewriter. He looked it over, said a couple of “Hmmm, hmmms,” signed it, folded it, and put it in an envelope.

Then he stood up, expressionless, and gave Ed the envelope. My brain lost its balance. Please.

He bent down to Katie’s eye level. “You, sweetheart, are about the cutest, most well-behaved little lady I have ever seen. You take good care of your mommy and daddy, now.”

He stood back up shook Ed's hand. “Congratulations! You are now officially Landed Immigrants of Canada. Good luck to you.”

Tears of relief collected in the corners of my nose and made me sneeze.

“Thank you, thank you so much,” I choked. Did he know that my brain regained its equilibrium? That my anxiety dissipated and was floating along level ground? Did he know he had just saved our futures?

We walked out of the immigration office into the glory of the afternoon sun and over to our friend Dan, who waited for us beside his charming, green Ford Falcon, all nicely secured with rope and duct tape.

Katie, Raggedy Ann, and I settled into the comfort of the back seat as Dan pulled out of the parking lot and headed north to Ottawa. I wiped relief tears from my cheeks and thought about ways to sneak Ed home once in a while, Katie played with Raggedy Ann’s hair, and Ed scanned our Live-Work-Breathe-Eat-Shop-Explore-and-Enjoy-Life-in-Canada papers.

I made Dan stop at the first diner.

I was starving.

EVS 11/09

Small (Town) Friends

Ellie Searl

Before Becky moved to town, Gloria was supposedly my best friend, although I never much liked her. She was mean. And bossy. At her house, we played her games, danced her way, and ate her peanut butter, potato chip, cream cheese, and pickle sandwich creations. At my house, she rode my bike, used my mother’s lipstick, and dulled the tops of my new crayons. But she seemed popular with the other kids, so by association, I was popular too. I didn’t understand enough about personality types to figure that because she bullied her way into relationships, probably everybody hated her.

My friendship with Gloria rounded a nasty corner in 5th grade, a month before her soon-to-be-mirror-image arrived. It was at Christmas time, when schools actually celebrated Christmas, before public institutions had to recognize the separation of church and state.

Our school had a tradition of painting scenes on classroom windows for the holidays. On Halloween, we not only painted scenes on the school windows, but we also took a field trip into the village with all of our paraphernalia and painted our designs across huge store windows - Jack-o-lanterns, and witches with black cats riding on broom sticks across a crescent moon, and ghosts wafting over scarecrows sitting in dried-up cornfields - all the while keeping balance on ladders propped up against thick panes of glass. My parents owned the general store in the center of town, so it was a special treat if I painted those windows. But the big kids usually got there first, pushing and shoving their way to the front of the bus; then racing to the best windows when we arrived.

This particular Christmas, our teacher announced a contest – four students would win the honor of painting a scene on the classroom windows. And not only that, the winners would go into town and paint Christmas on all the storefronts. To be considered, we were to submit a hand-drawn picture of Santa. The rules were simple: draw the picture at home, have no help from adults, and do not trace anything. This was a cinch, I thought. I was good at drawing pictures, so I knew I’d win. There were a few times when solid confidence led my way, and this was one of them.

In the Saturday Evening Post that afternoon, I found a small black and white sketch of a smiling Santa, a bag stuffed with toys slung over his shoulder. He stood ankle-deep in a pile of wrapped gifts, boot-fur peeking over the bows and ribbons. This was it.

I had a good eye - a natural instinct for proportion and the elements of detail. With a sharpened pencil and oversized sketchpad, I drew a likeness of the picture, making it much bigger, and Santa much paunchier, than was represented in the Post. No, I didn’t trace it; that would have been cheating. Miss Cuomo never said we couldn’t look at a picture and make one just like it. She never said it had to be straight from our imaginations. I submitted my big Santa to her the next morning.

Most of the other kids in the class didn’t bother to enter the contest. They already knew they weren’t good enough and wouldn’t win, their levels of artistic confidence much lower than mine. Miss Cuomo said my picture was the best, and she gave me the window that overlooked the playground and parking lot where everyone could see it. Was I proud! And I’d be going into the village the next day with the other winners. I’d get to paint the front window of my parents’ general store.

I gathered my colors, hopped up onto window ledge, and started my painting. The non-winners watched with envy, and the non-participators colored mimeographed pictures of Santa’s Workshop.

Within five minutes, Miss Cuomo called, “Eloise, come here.”

I turned around, holding a long, thin paintbrush in mid-air and looked at her, not sure I had heard correctly. A splot of red paint dropped onto the toe of my Mary Janes.

“Eloise. Come down from there.”

I stuck the paintbrush into the tin can and hopped down. The hem of my dress caught on the long handle and knocked the can to the floor. Red paint oozed out, spreading a blood-pool across the linoleum.

Miss Cuomo bent over to rescue the brush and can. She looked up at me from the floor. “Did you draw that Santa yourself?” She walked to the counter and heaved the dripping supplies into the sink. She jerked around, giving me one of those stern teacher glares and slapped her hands on her hips. “Did you?” she barked.

“Yes, Miss Cuomo,” I stammered. “I drew it. . .. myself . . . yesterday . . . after school. Ask my mom.”

“Gloria said you traced it.”

I looked over at Gloria, who was standing at her desk, arms folded, grinning. My brain heard her snarl, “You’re a pig. My picture wasn’t picked, so I’m going to make sure you can’t paint either.”

I stifled the urge to leap across the room and wring her neck. Hate isn’t a strong enough word to describe how I felt about her right then.

My throat tightened. “I didn’t trace it,” I cried. “I saw it in a magazine and drew one like it.” Tears welled in my eyes making my nose tickle. Everyone stared. They probably all thought I cheated.

“Well,” Miss Cuomo huffed, “I should have looked at your picture more carefully.” She took a breath and continued her attack on the exhale. “Now that I think about it, your picture is really too good for anyone your age to draw. So . . .” She paused. I waited.

When I think back at that pause, I realize she was stuck in the undermining mire created by fear and a tattletale - cheating might be running amuck on my watch and, if I let it continue, will ruin my integrity as an authoritarian forever. But at the time, I thought she was a mean old hag who believed a brat.

“ So . . .” she sighed, “. . . you aren’t going to paint anymore.” Her voice regained its momentum - strong and loud - as she settled into the finality of her decision. “And you’re not going into town tomorrow. Go to your seat. Now.”

I was devastated! How could I extricate myself from this humiliating, exceedingly unfair situation? Gloria had lied, but the teacher had spoken with conviction. I was doomed.
Keeping any trace of whine from my voice, I protested one last time. “Gloria lied. I drew it myself. The picture was much smaller. I drew it myself. I did. She lied.”

“Enough. Go to your seat. Here - color this.” She shoved a wrinkled mimeographed paper into my hand - a purple outlined picture of Santa’s elves pounding nails into a doghouse with “Fido” printed on the gabled roof.

I looked at my feet and, through tears, saw red paint trickle from the tip of my shoe into my sock. I’d been stripped of my place of honor, I wouldn’t get to paint my mom and dad’s store window the next day, I was embarrassed beyond belief, and I would more than likely get in trouble for wrecking the shoes and socks I was only supposed to wear on Sundays. I sat at my desk, and shook with silent sobs, feeling my faith in humanity go looping round and round a downward spiral.

I sent dagger eyes at Gloria, but by this time she was hiding her face inside her open desk and sniggering, as though she shared some sadistic secret with her scissors and glue. Everyone else was silent, having been stunned into their work with such pretend concentration that only the fire alarm could have raised their heads.

After that episode, my association with Gloria dwindled from friend to acquaintance. She switched her attentions to Becky when she arrived in January, and I took up with Kristen, whose family moved to town a few months later.

For the next few years, Kristen and I carried on as much of a friendship as she could muster, given her predisposition to ignore me whenever someone more important was around. We drank cherry cokes and ate Nabs at the drug store, drooled over pictures of Paul Newman, smoked cigarettes behind the fair grounds, read smutty magazines at the beach, and gossiped about Gloria and Becky.

I felt like a grown-up with Kristen. She had a city sophistication about her and knew the Exclusive Summer People who sailed to Westport from New York and Washington, DC, on their private yachts and stayed in their lake houses. Besides, meals at Kristen’s house were better than Gloria’s PB&P&PC&CC sandwiches. Roast beef served at the dining room table on gold placemats, and formal, somewhat stilted conversation with Kristen’s librarian mother and doctor father. They treated their guests with respect; although, as represented in Kristen’s on-and-off attention, a bit of arrogance mixed in with condescension was present in most of the family gatherings with locals like me.

At the beginning of 9th grade, Kristen was sent to a private boarding school. It was less than a two hours’ drive away, but it was on the other side of the Adirondack Mountains, and it seemed like a million miles to me. A couple of days before she left for her first semester as a freshman, she mused about being so far from home for so long. She said, “Don’t be surprised if I forget your name. I’m going to meet lots of new friends at school, and I won’t have space in my brain for everyone.” The funny thing was, I thought this made sense – I didn’t get offended until a few years later when I realized how insensitive and particularly stupid her remark.

In our town of 800, most of the kids my age came from farm or logging families and lived way out on unpaved country roads in the foothills - the Rural Route, according to the post office. Their family circumstances didn’t allow them much opportunity to socialize - lots of chores and little access to transportation into the village. So, when we were in 9th and 10th grades, before we all started to drive, I had to pal around with kids who lived in the village. Becky, Gloria, and Kristen lived in the village, and Kristen was off learning new names and forgetting mine.

So when Kristen left in September, I was stuck with reestablishing a quasi-friendship with Gloria and Becky, who by this time, had morphed into the Doublemint Twins - same sweater sets, same clutch purses, same bouffant hairstyles pinned up with the same sequined barrettes, same sing-songy voices.

Conjoined twins saw less of each other than did Becky and Gloria. Attached at the emotional hip, they didn’t go anywhere or do anything without the other – at least not during the day. Their identities must have taken a nosedive when they went home. How did they survive alone with just their families? Did they experience mini-emotional breakdowns? Lose their appetites? Wither away in their rooms? Did their mothers, with sinking feeling and crinkled brow, wonder, “Where did my cheery little girl go?” Did they stare at, but pay no attention to, gorgeous David Considine saunter across their small TV screens, showing off his good looks during episodes of “My Three Sons”?

For two years, I tagged along as an extra in the Becky and Gloria Act, remaining only as congenial as required without compromising my moral codes. When we walked to school, I trailed behind on slate sidewalks too narrow for three abreast. In class, they sat together in the back corner and passed notes. I sat near the window. When one of their moms drove us to the movies, they squeezed together up front and whispered; I rode in the back, unless, of course, my mom drove, and then I sat up front, and they sat in the back and whispered. At the movies, they sat side-by-side and shared a bucket of popcorn - and whispered about – well, maybe me. I never knew. I bought my own popcorn and sat beside our driving mother of the day.

Their birthdays fell close to each other in late November, and that year their moms bought the two of them the same gifts. The Twins traipsed through the snow to my house to show off what they could wear and brag about what they couldn’t. They looked like candy canes stuck in marshmallow in their new shiny red boots and new white, puffy, ski parkas - swishy jobs, with fake white fur bordering the hoods and cuffs, and swirls of red and green embroidery zigzagging around the pockets and down the sleeves. With breathless excitement they boasted about their matching record players – portable, pink, and the matching 45’s - Elvis, Little Richard, Fats Domino. They gave each other that secret friend look, that hush-hush, all-knowing look, the one that says, “We know something else . . . and you don’t . . . we’re just waiting . . . because keeping it from you is fun . . . and will make you feel left out. . . and super jealous . . . because we’re so perfect . . . and we might laugh at you . . . or maybe we’ll just keep looking at each other with these smirks on our faces . . . while you envy us.”

Then with practiced choreography, they cocked their heads to the left, shoved their arms out from under their furry sleeves, and said, “Look at thee-eeze,” as they flaunted scarab bracelets – expensive ones – 14-karat gold dangles of multi-colored silicone-encased dung-beetles dug from some ancient Egyptian cave, at least that’s what their mothers told them - probably in unison.

But the best part, they crowed, was that they got to open all their gifts at Gloria’s house – both families – together – everyone oohing and aahing while the matching boxes with the matching wrappings and the matching ribbons revealed the matching loot, on Gloria’s dining room table that most likely was decorated to match the one in Becky’s house.

At the time, I recognized the ridiculousness of this welded affiliation. I didn’t trust either of them a whit, but they were right if they thought I envied them. I was jealous that at least Becky and Gloria had each other.

Once I entered 10th grade, and we all had our drivers’ licenses, my friendship dilemma diminished as my loyalties shifted and my interests grew. Cheerleading at championship basketball games, a boyfriend on the team, sock hops in Port Henry where I won contests with their best dancers, and a generous, not very professional Algebra teacher, who let us play tennis during class, made the Twins of Westport obsolete.

Eventually, Becky and Gloria drifted apart. I think they got tired of each other. How long can you look at someone else only to see yourself reflected in the other person’s skin?

Kristen ended up running away from home after she graduated from boarding school. Becky became a secretary, took up with some guy twice her age, and moved to Florida. Gloria opened a hair salon in Port Henry, called “Absolutely Gloria’s,” a name she saw in a magazine.

I went off to college, and then on to new adventures, never to be associated with any of them again.

EVS 10/09